Sergent Duckie's Song Lyrics

Shopping. We're only happy when we're shopping.We're only happy if we shop until we drop.In search of bargains we will never stop.When God created the universe, He pulled out all t...Read Full Lyrics

Narrator:World War II. The war has reached the sentimental stage. The Germans started spooning at dawn and the British army responded by gazing into their eyes, so the Germans have...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know, I don't careCause all we ever do is fightAnd I realize it's the end but that's alrightI never understood, never tried to save the dayI never got the chanceEverything ...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up this morning and I felt sick.There's something inside me;I felt it kick.Something's gone wrong,Something's gone wrong.I got a bad headache,I got the shakes.Nothing seems ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a new place in L.A.I go there every dayIt's the GettyOutside it's quite cleanBut inside it's obsceneIt's the GettyThere are pictures fresh from FranceOf girls without their...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to the show, hello, hello, hello. What made you decide to go? Feel free to mosh and dance, but i'll tell you in advance, Nancie's known for fucking up. What more can i say?...Read Full Lyrics

I feel goodI feel badI feel happyI feel sadAm I in love?I must be in loveI feel richI feel poorI'm in doubtI feel sureAm I in love?I must be in loveAnytime of the day I can seeher ...Read Full Lyrics

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,I've got a little list, I've got a little listOf society offenders who might well be underground,And who never would be missed...Read Full Lyrics

And now, the end is nearAnd so I face the final curtainMy friends, I'll say it clearI'll state my case, of which I'm certainI've lived a life that's fullI've travelled each and eve...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I like to be a pirate, a pirate's life for me.All my friends are pirates and they sail the b.b. sea.I've got a Jolly Roger, it's a black and white and vast.So get out of your s...Read Full Lyrics