Molly Had a Little Lamb Lyrics

Honey,I've got the sickness againWould you hang up the telephone?Would you come back to bed?If I sing to you softly,will you kiss my forehead and make me better,honey?Honey,I've go...Read Full Lyrics

Bring me my breakfast in bedI've got frogs in my throatI've got aches in my headI've got tumors propagating like rabbitsin warrens burrowed in my brainBut they aren't nearly as cut...Read Full Lyrics

He kept her lockedin his mother's antique jewelry boxand she'd always come when he calledlike a good little girlShe'd remind him ofhis mother andthe pin-up girls his father kepta s...Read Full Lyrics

Once I was a lion tamerOnce I was a guest of honourbut the lions turned to dogsand the honour turned to fogo'er the kitchen tableOnce I was a great endeavourOnce I was a prized emb...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy cracks a coke and he runs back puffingas he kicks the bottle out of his wayShoe sales rocket and the Iceman comethwhat his business was he wouldn't sayThe New York scene lost...Read Full Lyrics

She showed up at her psychiatrist's she blew her nose, and he looked delightedHer tumours spilled out into her handkerchiefthe good doctor lit his pipe and grinned'Cause everybody ...Read Full Lyrics

A boy meets a girl in a tunnel on a trainHe thinks that it's romantic in a Freudian wayThe girl smiles politely, he assumes she's a flirtSo he gets right down to business trying to...Read Full Lyrics

Annie thought her husband was a half-witbut she loved himand she'd wring her hands every time he left for workAnd when the Reds came through to form their unionthey'd recruit himTh...Read Full Lyrics

Back when the snakes were still biting at his heelshe'd wake up every morning with the shakes and the chills;he'd say,"Leave the lights on,leave the lights on.It's dark enough as i...Read Full Lyrics

She plays the ministerHe plays the neophyte He tries to kid a kidderShe keeps him up all nightShe's got a thing for verminHe's got an eye for toysHe's got a way with womenShe's got...Read Full Lyrics