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Verse 1 There's an uptown party on tonight that we're invited to All the jet-set people there with the finest wine and food Sip some champagne, snort some coke and maybe swim so...Read Full Lyrics

Tears and snot, and lots and lots Of soggy soggy tissues, Careful now, just where you walk, Or they'll stick to your new shoes, My heart has kicked the shit from it, It's broken an...Read Full Lyrics

Hello operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have four double seven three one zero four I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that number once again? Four double seven three one ze...Read Full Lyrics

I've come to the conclusion, 'cause I get around a bit, That half of what you read is bull and the other half's all shit, And the truth is really nothin' like what you've probably ...Read Full Lyrics

She said thank you For the brand new super duper dildo Super duper dildo You say that it's the biggest one they had Super duper dildo Well I'm pmt and if that's meant for me Then t...Read Full Lyrics

Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' really bored And his Mum had started poppin' pills She was climbin' up the walls So when he asked her could he go across The ...Read Full Lyrics

We were just a little outback band, playin' pubs for peanuts, Drinkin' singin' shittin' bricks each time we went on stage, And most of all the gear we had was still on hire purchas...Read Full Lyrics

Well I woke up feelin' rat shit, with no way to hold me head that didn't Hurt, Wonderin' what'd make me feel the best, chunder or a squirt, But I think I'll settle for a shit 'caus...Read Full Lyrics

Robbo was me knock about mate and a funny bastard too, There weren't a thing that I don't reckon Robbo couldn't do, He'd pull on near on anything he could to make a quid, But let m...Read Full Lyrics

I will look into your eyes and tell you now That I need you An I'll never reach the end of wanting you Angel without wings Lyin next to me I can't believe what heaven let you come...Read Full Lyrics