Moron Lyrics

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love, let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump This world is full of peo...Read Full Lyrics

This is living I've got everything I want at my fingertips Just have to clap and lights turn on I've got several piles of records I don't know which one I'll put on next I've got...Read Full Lyrics

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fuckin' backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit card I've got nowh...Read Full Lyrics

[untitled] Now, you talk about that Bohagus boy. You know him, Billy Bohagus? They Found him last week out behind the barn [dramatic pause] with his math Teacher, his Scout leader...Read Full Lyrics

Tuesday - yes, it was Tuesday When I saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar He didn't look like my congressman, but that's okay Nobody really looks like themselves anymore ...Read Full Lyrics

She stands there on the corner Decked out in raspberry jeans Waiting and watching, oh god here he comes He pulls up beside her in his sporty machine Rolls down the window and hands...Read Full Lyrics

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna smack her with a lead pipe Gonna smack her with a 2x4 Run her over with a Brink's truck Chase her down with a lawn mower Go...Read Full Lyrics

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see? Let's travel round the w...Read Full Lyrics

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way? They're j...Read Full Lyrics