Part 3 Lyrics

Tuesday - yes, it was Tuesday When I saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar He didn't look like my congressman, but that's okay Nobody really looks like themselves anymore ...Read Full Lyrics

She stands there on the corner Decked out in raspberry jeans Waiting and watching, oh god here he comes He pulls up beside her in his sporty machine Rolls down the window and hands...Read Full Lyrics

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna smack her with a lead pipe Gonna smack her with a 2x4 Run her over with a Brink's truck Chase her down with a lawn mower Go...Read Full Lyrics

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see? Let's travel round the w...Read Full Lyrics

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way? They're j...Read Full Lyrics

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch, That's where I'm gonna build my church, Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss; Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross. I...Read Full Lyrics

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him w...Read Full Lyrics

Rock-et ship (x2) I'm going on a trip Far away I am leaving today (x2) Rock-et ship (x2) My bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm ready to go-o Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week You brought two cats for m...Read Full Lyrics