Mr. Bergman, How Are You? Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:I just need to think this over.[The Studio Chief]:No problem, Mr. Bergman. I'll show you to the door.The limousine's waiting downstairs.(Bergman leaves office)I th...Read Full Lyrics

[Limo driver]:Mr. Bergman, sir, again, your limousine awaits. I'm here to driveYou to your hotel - the fabulous Beverly Hills Hotel. Please, get in.Was your meeting great?[Ingmar B...Read Full Lyrics

[Hollywood Welcoming Committee]:May I come in?[Ingmar Bergman]:Who are you?[Hollywood Welcoming Committee]:I am the Hollywood Welcoming Committee. May I sit down?Blatant attempt, I...Read Full Lyrics

[Hotel Operator]:Good morning Mr. Bergman, this is your wake-up call.The limousine will be downstairs in 45 minutes.Have a wonderful day.[Ingmar Bergman]:I've got to contact Sweden...Read Full Lyrics

[The Studio Chief]:Well, Mr. Bergman, have you made your decision?But before you answer, perhaps you are hungry. Let's go into the commissary.Ah, Ingmar Bergman, look around, and h...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:I must not be hasty.My first inclination would be to tell them to go to Hell, but I must not be hasty.My first inclination is to tell them they don't deserve an ar...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:Actors are actors anywhere and yet what I fear is a HollywoodStarlet not understanding my temperament on the set.(Hear imaginary film shoot in Hollywood)[First A.D...Read Full Lyrics

[Hotel Operator]:It's your wake-up callBreakfast, sir, is on its wayHope you have a pleasant dayGood day[Hotel Concierge]:Mr. Bergman, sirGoing for a stroll, I seeSun is out, pleas...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:That Hollywood tour bus is certainly following me closely.[Hollywood Tour Guide]:Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Hollywood Tour Bus Line.Ah, we're in luck!To ...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:Who are all these people?What do they want?[Autograph Hounds]:Over here!Over here!Over here!Can we have your autograph?Over here!Over here!Over here!Can we have yo...Read Full Lyrics