Mutated Dog Lyrics

Won't you come to my place And see my collection of mold It hangs off the ceiling Covers half the floor No mold's too old In the fringe, you can feast your eyes Upon many a f...Read Full Lyrics

It was high noon, the sun was shining Manuel sharpened is blade He stuck it in the ground It came out twice as long Chopped off the end of his leg Madness sprouted in that g...Read Full Lyrics

Give me your shoes and them I'll lick Give me your feet and them I'll kiss Because I would never want to Hurt you And if I did, you know just what I'd do I'd throw myself off ...Read Full Lyrics

No prize for congeniality Never knew popularity The ugly stick had wished To one day become a swan Always picked last for sports teams Got cheated out of my wet dream Misse...Read Full Lyrics

Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his plate Everytime he sees her He just has to masturbate He wants her luscious breasts On the end of his fork But all this menu off...Read Full Lyrics

My face is buried inside a book Everybody's wearing a haggard look The sirens scream, a baby cries Everyday on this bus I ride There's a man to my left Who's got a stump for a han...Read Full Lyrics

Birds eat worms And pigs eat turd If ever I say a discouraging word slash my face with a rusty rake It will be something that I deserve It's not like I live on the street It'...Read Full Lyrics

The tv's loud It screams at me again Reminds me of my mom Fighting with my new step dad Who the hell are you? All you do is fuck my mom and eat her food Why should I listen to you...Read Full Lyrics

Larry Flynt is the King of Skin Sitting in his wheelchair Collecting belly lint Someone tried to shoot him But the bullet didn't take Now he has to park his car In the handic...Read Full Lyrics

Spaceghost, the twins and blip Were busy fighting the Cosmic Witch She jumped into her craft and sped away Leading them on a high speed chase Spaceghost. The twins and blip ...Read Full Lyrics