My Crotch Is Open for Business (If You're Vegan) Lyrics

I was with a woman last night, and she would not stop sucking my dickI was with a woman last night, and she would not stop sucking my dickShe said that my vegan dick is the prettie...Read Full Lyrics

Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby But Jeanie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do Bu...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And drunk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is ...Read Full Lyrics

Barfy was a fine pet He fetched stick and played dead Every day he'd get fed And he'd bring home the paper for Dad, GOODBYE! But all the neighbors liked Barfy Cause he was good wit...Read Full Lyrics

He's quiet on the inside Something from his past Come on the surface But that's never gonna last Say one wrong word Something nobody knew What's in his head No one has a clue He's...Read Full Lyrics

Why did I give my neighbors The head of a chicken last night? Did I think a headless chicken could Make everything alright? Why do I do these bad things That I sometimes do? Is the...Read Full Lyrics

This song fits the mood I'm in Trying to push something out of a pen Don't know how, where or when I started to hate you (x6) It's kinda hard to explain Your stories are never wha...Read Full Lyrics

Saint Teresa the Sacred parted us in 1783 Her body was found incorrupt with no sign of decay Saint Frances Xavier got dug up in 1975 All the priests were really relieved when he lo...Read Full Lyrics

YoYa wanna touch something hot?Mmm, I got your heat, babyYeahI'm so hot I make molten lava jealousI know you want to kiss me, but don't be overzealousIf you touch my hot body, you ...Read Full Lyrics

Move closer and make selected noises. Land of the shakers Land of the shakers Land of the shakers Land of Brubaker Yeah...Read Full Lyrics