Land of the Shakers Lyrics

Mary Anne, doesn't understand, I want to be her man, stupid Mary Anne. Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain, But my heart's in pain, it's driving me insane. I think it's fu...Read Full Lyrics

Listen, woman, you needn't look so stupid When I call your name out loud 'Cos everybody knows that you're a sweet-smiling girl With intelligence, you know how I wouldn't want anyo...Read Full Lyrics

In a mean abode on the Shankill RoadLived a man named William BloatAnd he had a wife, oh the bane of his lifeFor she always got his goatAnd one day at dawn, with his nightshirt onH...Read Full Lyrics

I just don't get Norah JonesThe other day I was on my way homeAnd on the radio in my carI heard her interviewed on NPREven though I hate to admit itI hear her music and I just don'...Read Full Lyrics

She's got a head full of plastic hairJust like that woman on channel 2You know that woman on the channel 2 newsYou know that woman all the anchormen do.She's not smart like Eleanor...Read Full Lyrics

Little girl, little girl come shake this worldShake it right to its coreMake it clear the revolution is hereThen shake it once moreSouthern Belle, Tattooed SiddalStand firm on your...Read Full Lyrics

Do you suffer from depression? Well, if you don't; you probably should,Because the world is an ugly violent place and the only people who can'tSee it are idiots and the blind. And ...Read Full Lyrics

Hangman!Is now lynch mob TV funThe game you played as a kidIf you're a killer you'd better run'cause the letters they're all hidGuess the death sentence phraseBefore the last lette...Read Full Lyrics

The trouble all started when he grabbed the gun from the rackA visit to the ol' workplace will show everyone he's backHe thanks his lucky stars; the ol' boss is still aroundTonight...Read Full Lyrics

I got my eye on some young guyComputer salesman at Best BuyYou might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm highI'm turning into some kind of spyHe's not a rocker he's not a modHe do...Read Full Lyrics