My Dad Vs. Shania Twain Lyrics

I know a guy who's half Japanese Won't by our record until it's out on lp Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright I know a guy who doesn't get to sleep Because he's staying up late ...Read Full Lyrics

The first time that you told a joke about your girlfriend Was how you were going to eat her out But you needed a Tic Tac first Martin Lawrence You're funny and black Martin Lawren...Read Full Lyrics

It's not your fault that you couldn't hear me call your Name But I wish to hell I could make this go away I've played it all a thousand times inside my mind As the wheels came down...Read Full Lyrics

My Name is Kenny Rogers Welcome to the Jackass Show Someone throw a bat at my head I can take the blow I'm not just drunk, I'm totally fucking stoked Did you know I didn't write th...Read Full Lyrics

Time to wake up, time to get sick, you're alone again You've got a sad heart, in a bad way, and it's all Coming down again, I know Time to wake up, time to let go, it's all the sam...Read Full Lyrics

Thought you were hot when I saw you with the t-shirt What the fuck is Panic! at the Disco Doesn't matter cause I really think I like you I got nervous when we went back to your pl...Read Full Lyrics

My wife had a baby and it sounded like it hurt her It came out looking just like Tina Turner What should I do What would you do What would any normal person do I punched it in the...Read Full Lyrics

Many winters winds have whipped me Unseen runes of those who drew me Rested in the bark of copper Left behind by a long lost writer Concealed in a plume of birches Waiting f...Read Full Lyrics

Thank you Uncle Jim for the Motley Crue records on my Birthday Thanks Uncle Walter for giving me a christmas card That said I hope to see you soon Thanks Grandpa Terry for teaching...Read Full Lyrics

We're the Castle Crashers I've got an axe, I ride a shark's head I've got to smash all of my enemies in the head I've got the Orange guy You've got the Blue guy He's got the Ogre O...Read Full Lyrics