My Erection Lyrics

I'm proud to be a Canadian Pass me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i take a piss Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose His ex-wife gets brow...Read Full Lyrics

I'm scared of people really don't know why I nearly shit my pants when they look me in the eye I'm scared of people and I'm scared of you I'm gonna go inside and shoot some glue A...Read Full Lyrics

It's just up the street The address is 669 Young men and ladies Are losing their mind It's not a church But they fuck with your head Dyanetics! The guy who made it up Shot himself ...Read Full Lyrics

We need some chicks up here! So we can spray them down with beer! We ain't Mott the Hoople with all those young dudes We wanna see some girls with great big boobs! Come up to the ...Read Full Lyrics

It's getting late you're gonna die They're trying to scare us with their lies The 700 club is full of shit The evangelists can suck my dick I don't need religious bumfucks anymore ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh baby, it's rag time Makes me happy Don't lick the wound That never heals It's my s** therapy Come sit on my Face and bleed We've discussed this before I know it pleases The fuc...Read Full Lyrics

When I sing songs I sing about what I know But I don't know too much so I don't sing about nothing I get my words from reading tv Guide I steal all my solos from the Rolling Stones...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa washed her hair on Monday Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday Lisa washed her hair in Thursday Then her husband noticed that her shampoo Had ups...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up america Be a good american Buy american Pledge your next car to be american Oh what a bunch of shit Nazi propaganda Thanks to crap like that I've got a cruse missile in my...Read Full Lyrics

I'm an idiot and I don't care It doesn't bother me when the people stare My mind is blank I don't get confuzed Cause I can't think with a blown fuse I'm an idiot and I don't give ...Read Full Lyrics