My Friend Fats Lyrics

My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis My name is mud and it's always been Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen I dress in blue-...Read Full Lyrics

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't Quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me...Read Full Lyrics

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a. He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd. He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a. But late ...Read Full Lyrics

Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got another Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me What do you get From a glut of TV? A pain i...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got a perfect Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me What do you get When you guzzle ...Read Full Lyrics

Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got another Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me Who do you blame When your kid is a brat? P...Read Full Lyrics

Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher He's a dutifu...Read Full Lyrics

Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got another Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me Gum chewing's fine When it's once in a while...Read Full Lyrics

They headed southward from San Francisco to be with Chuckles and the others With electric in the air and peroxide in their hair they looked like golden brothers They drove a Datsu...Read Full Lyrics

They broke out in laughter again, His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in, And he stood by and waited to be called. The talk was of times that had gone by And the quantit...Read Full Lyrics