Oompa Veruca Lyrics

Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher He's a dutifu...Read Full Lyrics

Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got another Puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dee If you are wise You'll listen to me Gum chewing's fine When it's once in a while...Read Full Lyrics

They headed southward from San Francisco to be with Chuckles and the others With electric in the air and peroxide in their hair they looked like golden brothers They drove a Datsu...Read Full Lyrics

They broke out in laughter again, His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in, And he stood by and waited to be called. The talk was of times that had gone by And the quantit...Read Full Lyrics

I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. Ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose. But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head sh...Read Full Lyrics

I do not wear panties, I never worn panties but if called upon, panties I will wear Big white house panties or small delicate European briefs Whatever panties? Strap up? Cigarettes...Read Full Lyrics

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy. It was red, and you painted wit...Read Full Lyrics

C'mon kiddies gather round. Who's your foremost friend in town? From main to maple the name resounds, Professor Nutbutter. He's the one, the humble one, The Barkley County prodigal...Read Full Lyrics

You can have a lolly pop A candy bar a jelly bean. I'll buy you a rainbow To hang above your door. It's pudding time. Laughter is a sweet You can't put a price on. When laughter's ...Read Full Lyrics

We are gathered here Today in these majestic Halls of old to honor A man they call Sathington willoughby. There's a joke or two, A pun or three I feel that must be Told then I go o...Read Full Lyrics