My Girlfriend Lyrics

I came home real late one friday night I thought I was going to die My head was still pounding from the night before We took some fry Just before I laid down to go to sleep I hear...Read Full Lyrics

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There li...Read Full Lyrics

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Oh I wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms Yea Some wars are not worth the fight But that was 30 years before ...Read Full Lyrics

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chanc...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all ar...Read Full Lyrics

Stop, people please While surfing in the ocean I somehow lost my hairpiece I watched my ace increase As some pesky octopus took the tuft of manhood from me Duck diving for my...Read Full Lyrics

American flag waving high Protecting it I want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, whi...Read Full Lyrics

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who Aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking My Siberian-American huskies. And ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not Who you think i am. And i think you could Use a head exam. And i know, I'm not allways right. But how can we make babies, If you won't spend the night. (chorus) Just beca...Read Full Lyrics