My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar Lyrics

Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers [Chorus:] Lazy sunday afternoon I got no time to worry I close my eyes ...Read Full Lyrics

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night Could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!? A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild? I face...Read Full Lyrics

We all believed that Neville Was a f f f fine lad But when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad. Neville is a bighead Neville is a pain Neville is a pratt without a brain ...Read Full Lyrics

Keith works every night & day Honesty's his goal But Keith's a thief coz he's Still claiming dole What a fiddler Keith is He thinks he won't be caught But Keith is gonna end up in ...Read Full Lyrics

Ridin' along in my automobile My baby beside me at the wheel I stole A kiss at the turn of A mile My curiosity runnin' wild Crusin' N' playin' the radio O O With no particular plac...Read Full Lyrics

One more, one more, one more, one more: * Megabyte maniac Fiddle with the mouse like a junky * I need me-me-memory He's a brat, he's a boor, with a word processor Don't disturb on ...Read Full Lyrics

-"I think I'll ring, Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra please?" -"Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?" -"Ah! I cann...Read Full Lyrics

We had to book a holiday, But we were sick o'Whitley bay We fancied the Mediterranean. All the vacancies had gone, That's all the vacancies but one A Vacancy for which we didn't pl...Read Full Lyrics

Oh sittin in the Taxi rank in Park Lane In comes a trendy geazer with no brain, And staring at a punk who was a good mate, I said lets make a move but it was too late Chorus: Up go...Read Full Lyrics

Stoker is a boy in blue And he must be the worst He's a copper! Stoker someday he'll get you But you won't be the first He's a copper He's a police constable That makes us feel unc...Read Full Lyrics