My Girly Ways Lyrics

Ahhh... Sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed And the crack and the...Read Full Lyrics

THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice age Marching side by side Beaks of steel are flaming Women are enraged Sky of deat...Read Full Lyrics

Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands The Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands Penile Drip - you gotta l...Read Full Lyrics

You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha If I meet'cha in the bathroom In.. Out.. In.....Read Full Lyrics

He wakes on the outskirts of town He sobs, his bowels release His face contorts in agony His face is painted like a clown Poor ole tom Poor ole tom You wake and wait But you do...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a friend just the other day He didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked insane He couldn't talk because his tongue Was inflamed And then he tried to run away Fr...Read Full Lyrics

Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It Was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time Destiny crept. The planets aligned-- Flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms No longer--No lo...Read Full Lyrics

Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin The prick of Christ, Hitler's b...Read Full Lyrics

Rock 'n Roll Never Felt So Good By Gwar I met her at a donkey show Off the America Must Be Destroyed album Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo She was minutes past 13 Reading "Nugget" ma...Read Full Lyrics

Here's a little something from a God to a slave, I never should of been let out the fucking microwave! We're on this planet and we're running a muck, I should give a shit but I don...Read Full Lyrics