My Mom Lyrics

Guess who? D'you miss me?Jessica Simpson, sing the chorusWhen you walked through the door (woo)It was clear to me (clear to me)You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who ...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of people ask meWhere the f*ck I've been last few yearsShit I don't knowBut I do know I'm back now (haha)Here comes the rain and thunder nowNo where to run, to run nowI'll di...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers, can you hear my voice?Okay, he's not respondingI'm gonna need an eighteen-gaugeLeft A-C right awayB-P is ninety over twelveRespirat...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Hey! Stop! Hey! Please, stop! F*ck! Stop!Thank God you stoppedF*ck, my fucking On-Star isn't workingI left my fucking phone at homeGod, I've been standing out here for like an...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, yeah,Follow me, follow meCome with me to the dark side of the forceNo man would boldly go to this placeThe devil only knows of this world so darkAnd oh so cold, it's oh so co...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah boy,Better ring the alarm boy,Dem know what's coming boy,Yeah, yeah, yeahOh my God, fucking BomboclatI'm hard as Kenard, the little boy who shot Omar in The Wire,Tie a whore u...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemenThe moment you've all been waiting for,In this corner, weighing a hundred and seventy five pounds,With a record of seventeen rapes, four hundred a**aults, and f...Read Full Lyrics

Em, It's PaulUm, I just listened to the entire albumYou gotta be fucking kidding meI mean, with this Christopher Reeves shit?You know the guy's dead, right?And then the whole, gay-...Read Full Lyrics

It fits perfectBetter watch out sucka now I got ya where I want yaOnslaught comin' and I'm packin' in my lunch aBuncha missle launchers 'n a buncha contraBan-van full of ganja, now...Read Full Lyrics

YeahMake my vocals sound sexyCome on man, come on man okay[Chorus]It feels so wrong cos it feels so rightBut its all right its OK with meI'll do my steps all by myselfI don't need ...Read Full Lyrics