My Plants Are Mad at Me Lyrics

Jimi, Jim and Janis on a bathroom floor,There's a seizure goin' on and they won't rock no moreThere's a rockstar lying in a puddle of bloodThere's a meeting in the boardroom when t...Read Full Lyrics

Linda left him right where she found himThere was a time then when They thought they had found a place But there was still a race always a war and always a raceThen the fog rolled ...Read Full Lyrics

He left town in a grey VW, D.I.Y. tattoo says F.T.W. Destination vague and no E.T.A., He said he's had it up to here with livin' in nowhere, Not sure where it is, but sure as hell ...Read Full Lyrics

Who's to say? far be it from me which of us is crazy?The Dr. or his patient, you or I, the govt. something in the sky? look around, what do you see?Crazy is normal-normal is crazy,...Read Full Lyrics

I'd better stick my hand up and tell you how I feel 'cuz the feelings I have are so damned realFor someone so phony glad handing dandyHey there kid do ya wanna piece o'candy?I'm a ...Read Full Lyrics

Where there's a will there's a guy named Bill or WilliamIf the sun don't shine then I know it's mine If there's a way, that's where we should be. Away.If variety is the spice of li...Read Full Lyrics

Don't fuck with the guy who makes your food, He's got different ways of being rudeSalmonella, mozzarella, bagels off the floor Botulism, fires with jism, pubic hairs galore, When y...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's a goddamnmotherfuckin' frolic with the hunchbacks!I'm gonna walk right up to you and give you your lunch back! We're sneakin' up on you right behind your back Cuz it's a ...Read Full Lyrics

Thanks to heavy rotation we are just as sick of the new as the old-the music revolution will be homogenized...Read Full Lyrics

Baby our love went to pay the gas bill stopped off for smokes and was abducted by the others baby our dreams were lifted by high-tech art thieves and sold for millions of dollars o...Read Full Lyrics