Numb(ers) Lyrics

(The family is visiting Homer in his new office)Marge: I'm really proud of you Homey. But can the garbagemen really do all the things you said?Homer: Oh, the garbageman can, Marge....Read Full Lyrics

Scuffed displays, care take artifacts Of dandelion seed and bone Condensations forms on a metal skin A piece of something, in a mercurochrome Melting ice cubes at room temperature ...Read Full Lyrics

Troy: I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z . No, you'll make a monkey out of me!(A destroyed Statue of Liberty rises from the stage.)Oh my god, I was wrong.It was ea...Read Full Lyrics

In the pilot tunnel Arranged printers blocks Slowly deranged Contours twice removed Amputated from myself Asbestos head rush Flushes memory Registration marks (Of) memory. People f...Read Full Lyrics

This broken arrow points to nowhere Close ended, clusterfucked and emotionally plowshared Glove compartments and paper clipped files Conjugated heart can't even sigh. Tapping cathe...Read Full Lyrics

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do Who holds back the ...Read Full Lyrics

All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,Had a very shiny nose,And if you ever saw it,You would even say it glows.Bart: Like a light bulb!Homer: Bart!All: All of the other reindeer,Used...Read Full Lyrics

Some men hunt for sport,Others hunt for food,The only thing I'm hunting for,Is an outfit that looks good...See my vest, see my vest,Made from real gorilla chest,Feel this sweater, ...Read Full Lyrics

When the snow starts a-fallin' There's a man you should be callin' That's KL5-4796, Let it ring! Mr. Plow is a loser, And I think he is a boozer, So you better make that call to t...Read Full Lyrics

See a thousand miles away into a mirror on a wall,the stare/the hair on the head for the ball.Better a fashion show than no show at all.Who will wear the shoe when it fits if their...Read Full Lyrics