New Jersey Turnpike Lyrics

JOE: In our country, you’re free and so you’re born and so they say, “You’re free,” so happy birthday. And even if you were born to lose--even if you were a complete wrec...Read Full Lyrics

SH SH SH EngliSH... FrenSH... SpaniSH... DeutSH... DutSH... YiddiSH...RusSHian... SHinese... PoliSH... SwediSH...FinniSH... FinniSH... FinniSH......Read Full Lyrics

A while ago, I got a call from the Tesla Institute in Belgrade, long distance. The voice was very faint and it said, “Understand do we that much of your work has been dedicated t...Read Full Lyrics

The detective novel is the only novel truly invented in the twentieth century. In the detective novel, the hero is dead at the very beginning. So you don't have to deal with human ...Read Full Lyrics

Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of concerts in French. Unfortunately, I don’t speak French. I memorize it. I mean, my mouth is moving but I don’t understand what I’m saying.I...Read Full Lyrics

During the newspaper strike, the networks asked the writers to read their columns on TV. The writers weren’t actors, they did all the wrong things they squinted into the ... ligh...Read Full Lyrics

I had this dream ... and in it my mother was sitting there cutting out pictures of hamsters from magazines. In some of the pictures, the hamsters are pets, and in some of them, ham...Read Full Lyrics

I dreamed that I was Jimmy Carter’s lover, and I was somewhere, I guess in the White House ... and there were lots of other women there, too ... and they were supposed to be his ...Read Full Lyrics

I wanted you ... and I was looking for you ... but I couldn’t find you ....I wanted you. And I was looking for you all day. But I couldn’t find you. I couldn’t find you.You�...Read Full Lyrics

My sister and I used to play this game called Red Hot.And in Red Hot, the ceiling is suddenly about a thousand degrees.And there’s no gravity.Gravity doesn’t exist anymore.And ...Read Full Lyrics