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Well there are babesAnd there are more babesAnd there's a whole lotta chicks in this old worldBut there's only one bitch in this world for meAnd you baby,Well you're my number one ...Read Full Lyrics

Lupus took the life of Flannery O'ConnorShe wrote many books before death came upon herShe wrote a story about an old man from the SouthWho could make Negroes work without too much...Read Full Lyrics

I am the one who can raise the hairs on the necks of innocent menI come from Toledo, but now I live in DavenportOne of the quad cities, if you know where that isI have a job to do,...Read Full Lyrics

On the television a ship was sinkingIt seemed so real but it was just a movieMade by Irwin Allen (my, what a relief)And on this ship was Ernest BorgnineBrave in the face of certain...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody knows the trouble I've seenNobody knows my sorrowAll my dreams down the flushGlory hallelujahWalk a mile in my shoesAnd you'll get athletes footI ride an old paintHe's the v...Read Full Lyrics

Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jack HornerHere in this, the pickle barrel of life, I'm painted into a cornerThey say that a man's home is his castle, so this hollo...Read Full Lyrics

I've never felt this close to a woman beforeI've never felt so closeI want to give you the gift of my loveI gotta know somethingIf you're going to be my lady tonightThere's free lo...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the fellow who goes into a restaurantSits down, and patiently waitsWhile the waitresses finish their visitingBefore taking my orderI'm the fellow who goes into a department sto...Read Full Lyrics

I live where I workThat's on the streetI sell whatever I got to the people that I meetI ain't got shit to show for itBut at least I eatIt takes me out of scrapes with the cop on th...Read Full Lyrics

It was a turkey shootIt was like shooting fish in a barrelIt was a turkey shootAnd it's how we won the warWith our caterpillar tractorsWe plowed them under the desert sandCan't pay...Read Full Lyrics