New York Social Life Lyrics

Recently there has been a discovery of a curious phenomenon deep in the deciduous woods of Southern Illinois. In the midst of the underbrush there is a clearing revealing a circle ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I had a dream and in it I was teaching cave people how to use blenders and toasters. I drive up to the cave in my car. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. In my car.And there they ar...Read Full Lyrics

I dreamed I had to take a test in a Dairy Queen on another planet....Read Full Lyrics

Four three two one. Rock the cradle.Rule the world.One two three four. Beat the clock.Stop the press.Four three two one. Stop the press.Beat the clock. Rock the cradle. And rule th...Read Full Lyrics

When Buckminster Fuller came to Canada, he kept asking the same question:“Have you ever really considered how much your buildings weigh?”The Canadians took this very seriously....Read Full Lyrics

It was up in the mountains. We had this ceremony every year. We had it and everyone from miles around came in for it. Cousins, aunts, uncles, and the kids. Grandmothers, grandfathe...Read Full Lyrics

Our plan is to drop a lot of odd objects onto your country from the air. And some of these objects will be useful. And some of them will just be odd.Proving that these oddities wer...Read Full Lyrics

A while ago, I had this stiff neck. I couldn’t get it out of this one position. I went to a doctor and he said: I’m afraid this is no stiff neck--I think we’re going to have ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi. How are you? What are you doing? Yeah, I know, it’s kind of noisy here. There’s kind of a party going on. Why don’t you just come over. Just put on your coat and call a c...Read Full Lyrics

A while ago I was camping out in Kentucky. I was sleeping out under this ledge and about three in the morning I woke up. The fire was out but I could see two boots standing a few f...Read Full Lyrics