Ninja Brian Goes To Soccer Practice Lyrics

[Intro] This song is about a problem that I have Frequently [Verse 1] There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are sexual, some occur during Periods of nervous...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Running really fast Jumping super high Flipping over shit Making stuff explode Flipping over more shit Fighting lots of guys Writing kick-ass jams Doing other t...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Since I moved into your place One year ago today Our relationship has deepened In a spiritual way As time's swept gently forward And winter's turned to spring I kn...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro: Danny Sexbang] Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight But I have to say, the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that was the last song from 'Attitude City'. We hope you followed our blueprint closely, and would like to personally apologize to your socks in the event that they were r...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that's it Hold on a moment while I start having sex again Guh-hah, that's nice I hope that listening to this album gave you As much pleasure as the pleasure we took in ma...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that's the end of our album You can open your eyes now Wasn't I fantastic? Ninja Brian, you did a pretty OK job, too I'm particularly impressed by the way you're simultan...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Fancy meeting you here! Looks like you listened all the way to the end of the album. Kudos! We hope you enjoyed yourself and that it was a musical adventure That to...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight So put on your sexy dress and meet me In my chambers by the firelight This night is gonna be the best of your life Oh yeah...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] Puppies in space Puppies in space Puppies in space They can't survive ...Read Full Lyrics