NSP Theme Song Lyrics

[Verse 1] Since I moved into your place One year ago today Our relationship has deepened In a spiritual way As time's swept gently forward And winter's turned to spring I kn...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro: Danny Sexbang] Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight But I have to say, the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that was the last song from 'Attitude City'. We hope you followed our blueprint closely, and would like to personally apologize to your socks in the event that they were r...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that's it Hold on a moment while I start having sex again Guh-hah, that's nice I hope that listening to this album gave you As much pleasure as the pleasure we took in ma...Read Full Lyrics

Well, that's the end of our album You can open your eyes now Wasn't I fantastic? Ninja Brian, you did a pretty OK job, too I'm particularly impressed by the way you're simultan...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Fancy meeting you here! Looks like you listened all the way to the end of the album. Kudos! We hope you enjoyed yourself and that it was a musical adventure That to...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight So put on your sexy dress and meet me In my chambers by the firelight This night is gonna be the best of your life Oh yeah...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] Puppies in space Puppies in space Puppies in space They can't survive ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang [Verse 1] I have ridden thousands of miles I have survived the dea...Read Full Lyrics

(King Danny, the realm is under attack!) (My God... the day has finally come. It is time to release the kraken!) Look in the distance Beyond the castle gates The armies of th...Read Full Lyrics