No Such Thing [*] Lyrics

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun...Read Full Lyrics

I'm crazy, I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time So crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I reali...Read Full Lyrics

Blame it on La Lanne when something goes wrongThat sweatsuited scapegoat for the exercising bombPut the blame On jack la lanneHe's our manMy lawn turned yellow, my goldfish diedI s...Read Full Lyrics

American flag waving highProtecting it, I want to dieI don't know about you manBut I'd rather dieThan live under communist rulesLet 'em go ahead and tryAmerican flag, red, white an...Read Full Lyrics

Hey now, welcome to my house Gonna have a barbeque and maybe I'll invite you Got a side of pork Got a side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid! Oh m...Read Full Lyrics

Time, it's always there but not on my sideTime, it ticks and ticks as my life passesTime, it's time to go to work and go to schoolI see a fucking problem hereGet up get dressed my ...Read Full Lyrics

Now the time is hereToilet talk is what is nearIn an outhouse outside my padMy sense of smell makes me see redMy dog takes a drink from the toilet which makes us thinkToiletPizza d...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a chick with no tits I'm a mess Always been so fond of you do you like the way I dress? Look like hell all 7 days Got no tits that's why I say My parents are so rich Tha...Read Full Lyrics

welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find a different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind what's the fucking deal, all these brand names all ar...Read Full Lyrics

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't...Read Full Lyrics