Nobody in His Right Mind Would've Left Her Lyrics

I thought you and me were something special Thought you thought that way too Now I know that this old boy just ain't the Best you'll think you'll ever do [Chorus] It ain't cool t...Read Full Lyrics

Don't you ask me to come out out when the sun does shine Gonna stay here with curtains drawn in darkness you'll be mine Let's wait for the blackout The lights are too bright Let'...Read Full Lyrics

Don't change I'm standing here on the ground The sky above won't fall down See no evil, in all direction Resolution of happiness Things have been dark for too long Don't change fo...Read Full Lyrics

hear that cry throughout the streetsyou know just what it meansbut even to the ignorant it aint what it seemsfrom every shitty backstreet, the kids from all aroundthey all come an'...Read Full Lyrics

Suck a male camel's dick Suck a hyena's ass Suck a doberman's cock Suck a snow leopard's ass Suck a caribou's ass Suck a caribou's ass Suck a caribou's ass Suck a caribou's ass S...Read Full Lyrics

I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire somebody to chew my food I'm...Read Full Lyrics

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and ...Read Full Lyrics

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical, too W...Read Full Lyrics

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me, this has been on...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I want to go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flinstone Now I'll tell you why Well, I've got I've ...Read Full Lyrics