Normal Guy Lyrics

[Verse 1: Andy, Akiva] Step into my crib, everything smell like cool water And if you're comin' to mine you know it's Drakkar Noir Now have a seat on this couch made of horse le...Read Full Lyrics

Hey man... Hey, Dood your looking pretty swoll have you been working out? Uhh yeah! Why you looking? Ohh no not like that man I mean no homo... Ohhh no homo coooooooool When you w...Read Full Lyrics

Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman: Hello. Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like? Portman: Do...Read Full Lyrics

Jorma These days, a lot of catz is outta line Andy Seems to me like they need to get punched Jorma Yeah, but where you gonna punch them? Andy Yo, the choice is obvious Andy I'l...Read Full Lyrics

[Jorma] Yea This beat remind me of back in the day Sunshine chillin Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday [Jorm and Kiva] Woke up at ten, no worries at all Another sunny day in...Read Full Lyrics

Jah! Rastafarianism Yes I, Ras Trent Ba-da ding-ding-ding-ding whooaaaaa! Who dem? You no want test me champion sound Oh fire pon Babylon And fire pon a batty boy Rude boy living ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! Its been a long time coming. Two of the worlds greatest. Americas sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. (Yeah, yeah. How ya doing Andy?) Were about to take it to the top. (Hoo hoo hoo...Read Full Lyrics

Y'all ready for this? You're a motherfucking titty-sucking two-ball bitch With a popcorn pussy and a full-on dick I got a 40 dog, what you wanna do? I got my dick hard, yea...Read Full Lyrics

Here’s a little story that I think you’ll like It’s not about Shaq or Iron Mike So buckle your seat belts it’s gonna get choppy And listen to the tale of the time I foug...Read Full Lyrics

Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three weeks old And when he blew into that horn all the people gathered 'roun...Read Full Lyrics