Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday Lyrics

Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call I'll see you on Sunday Good-bye, I love you. But, If this is you, You can suck my tick! If it's my b...Read Full Lyrics

Medium cheese, She's glad to take my order Long long way From that lao-viet border She fled the jungle The evil viet cong, pizza tran Orange county Is where you belong Two long we...Read Full Lyrics

Some people are bad and they don't give a damn What they do or who they hurt. They go through their lives and don't apologize For the shit that they've disturbed. But they don't bo...Read Full Lyrics

Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never trust a man with a butt Broom on his face It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down The Source of all your problems...Read Full Lyrics

Play that country tuba, cowboy. Play that country tuba, cowboy. Play that country tuba, play that country tuba. Play that country tuba, cowboy. Well musicians' stories have made ...Read Full Lyrics

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave And they're giving me the creeps by morning Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to Watch them eat And their boring. You di...Read Full Lyrics

You know Vicky that I love you You are programmed what to do Is it wrong to feel this way I could tell you what to say But late in the evening When it's starting to get dark Her l...Read Full Lyrics

Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! Cash out now buy a home on the range. 18 years, I'm still ...Read Full Lyrics

Guy: Do you love me baby? Girl: Yes Guy: Well how much do you love me? Girl: a whole bunch Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? Girl: Well I don't know Guy: This much? [Slap] Girl:...Read Full Lyrics

Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen. Hope you might feel the same. My Soccer mom, it's on. ...Read Full Lyrics