Now The Fun Starts Lyrics

When I was only three My mama said to me "Don't go screwin' a skanky ho Or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swe...Read Full Lyrics

Have sex (yeah!) With every female of the species you see The end is near (yeah!) So don't you worry about the HIV Get drunk (yeah!) Till you puke all over the floor We're go...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay Suckin one dick doesn't make you gay That's what all the boys in prison say Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it Bein rea...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie Yeah, I went golfing 3 days...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Don't need a certified public acountant To run the numbers on my dick and balls Don't need to look at every Amex statement Already know I'm getting charged for the bo...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight Your excuses are getting pretty lame The malady you suffer has a name Pussy...Read Full Lyrics

Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will...Read Full Lyrics

Every girl in the world has feminine needs Every day of the month a vagina bleeds Every man has balls filled with his seed Seeking out every hole is vagina greed She didn't w...Read Full Lyrics

Caught you with your hand in the cookie jar Shoving cocks in your cookie in the back of your car You told me it was never gonna happen again But before you fucked my uncle and m...Read Full Lyrics

Flip them burgers man Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again You'll never wink again Strike two, you touched my damn...Read Full Lyrics