Pussywhipped Lyrics

Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will...Read Full Lyrics

Every girl in the world has feminine needs Every day of the month a vagina bleeds Every man has balls filled with his seed Seeking out every hole is vagina greed She didn't w...Read Full Lyrics

Caught you with your hand in the cookie jar Shoving cocks in your cookie in the back of your car You told me it was never gonna happen again But before you fucked my uncle and m...Read Full Lyrics

Flip them burgers man Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again You'll never wink again Strike two, you touched my damn...Read Full Lyrics

I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night that I got out of jail Your lips were red and your skin was pale You were the one that I wanted to nail, yeah I asked you f...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia...Read Full Lyrics

Why in a world of ugly faces Should I, be allowed to be so hot So many people without talent Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got. The perfect body, the perfect face It...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Every night I'd party till I was stupid stumbling drunk And the walls were drenched in vomit spit And other peoples spunk And an endless line of 18 year old stripper ...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna make one thing crystal clear When I want an ice old beer Get it real quick and say "yes, dear" Those are the words that I wanna hear We'll get along - you will see F...Read Full Lyrics

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