NSP Theme Song Lyrics

You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural...Read Full Lyrics

Hey boys and girls This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world Now close your eyes and travel back in time With me and Ninja Brian It's gonna blow your mind to shit! It was ...Read Full Lyrics

Since I moved into your place One year ago today Our relationship has deepened In a spiritual way As time swept gently forward And winters turned to spring I know you so much bett...Read Full Lyrics

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say, "Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together Are you gay?" Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha h...Read Full Lyrics

This song is about a problem that I have Frequently There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are sexual Some occur during periods of nervous tension But there's a my...Read Full Lyrics

Puppies in space Puppies in space Puppies in space They can't survive...Read Full Lyrics

So you want to be a great lover Ninja Sex Party will help you train So much knowledge to discover We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain Let's go! It's time for sex ...Read Full Lyrics

Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over ten feet tall No man escaped its roar (ro...Read Full Lyrics

I'm very glad you could join us today At the annual women's appreciation buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand da...Read Full Lyrics

I am the toughest fucking ninja That you've ever seen I killed a king And changed the course of European history But that's all in the past I am changing fast I'm switching up my ...Read Full Lyrics