Peppermint Creams Lyrics

(King Danny, the realm is under attack!) (My God... the day has finally come. It is time to release the kraken!) Look in the distance Beyond the castle gates The armies of th...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Oh hey, did I ever tell you about the time That Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened So please, pay attention I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heartbeat Down in the very depths of my soul So c'mon, Ninja Brian pack your ba...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny] A lot of people don't know this but I, Danny Sexbang, have been quietly working on the sexiest romance novel ever for the past sixteen years. I would like to share a taste ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang] In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed no sex until you are married They were Arin Neverbon...Read Full Lyrics

[Skit - Danny Sexbang] So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time It's finally ready, so prepare your ...Read Full Lyrics

So you want to be a great lover Ninja Sex Party will help you train So much knowledge to discover We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain Lets go, it's time for ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Danny: You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover. You also have to be a smooth talker Ninja Brian: (silence) Danny: Well, of cours...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a morning dawn Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond In a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon A bold sight so fair, see there Beneath the blue waterfall, ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] *clears throat* [Verse] You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Whic...Read Full Lyrics