Ode To My Car Lyrics

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girl...Read Full Lyrics

Oh say I can't see Where the hells my visine And my eye sights not to keen I hope your not driving Who's fat sacka and new pipe We get fucked up all night And the weed is not stale...Read Full Lyrics

You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for...Read Full Lyrics

My mom bought you when I was just 13, The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout....Read Full Lyrics

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding, fries are done. Ding, f...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim herlihy, and steve koren Russel: [shouting] "come on robert! pitch it in there, baby! we're behind you here in right field! one down!...Read Full Lyrics

So many presents, So little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. [Sung] You don't know how much I need you. While you're around I don't feel blue...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charlie horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a rid...Read Full Lyrics

Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give ...Read Full Lyrics