Retarded Burger King Song Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim herlihy, and steve koren Russel: [shouting] "come on robert! pitch it in there, baby! we're behind you here in right field! one down!...Read Full Lyrics

So many presents, So little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. [Sung] You don't know how much I need you. While you're around I don't feel blue...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charlie horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a rid...Read Full Lyrics

Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give ...Read Full Lyrics

(telephone rings) I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you For remember...Read Full Lyrics

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet. Kermit: Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome t...Read Full Lyrics

Sun tan lotion, is good for me You protect me, tee hee hee Oh the sun tries to burn me but you won't let it Will ya! Ultraviolet rays bad, lotion good Smiley...Read Full Lyrics

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be ...Read Full Lyrics

Look you've got to understand it's just been me and Eleanor for 67 years So she gets nervous around strangers I wouldn't show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you...Read Full Lyrics