Oh Blackpool Lyrics

White teeth, white teethTalent is rugged determinationSkill is a little more dullGenius buggers straight conversationMakes sure that it's ass is fullSo good looking people don't wr...Read Full Lyrics

There's a boy with a brace across his teethWhite socks, tattooed underneathBus tickets crunched up in his palmStood there he's spinning a yarnThere's a girl with a plastic pair of ...Read Full Lyrics

Jack confides in CatherineThat he?s filing for divorceCatherine gives her promiseTo keep it secret but of courseAs soon as backs are turned in soapsThey?re sharpening their clawsMe...Read Full Lyrics

She'd brought along the orangesHe'd brought the teaThey'd both brought along a sick-bag just in caseThe plate of chicken sandwichesWere lovely they agreedAnd I watched him spit the...Read Full Lyrics

I'm walking through these pasturesI'm picking up sweet fruitI'm shaking hands with peopleThat previously I'd shootBut nothing will dissuade meNothing will diluteI want to executeI ...Read Full Lyrics

Well the dice that I roll never seems to land on sixAnd that 48 card pack is short of some of my old tricksThe horse I bet on all those years agoIs probably still running round the...Read Full Lyrics

Love takes time we all agreeand time's not the easiest to cheatThe water changes one degreeWhen will the shiverof this riverturn to seaThe river does no good, no harmTempts us like...Read Full Lyrics

With a minute's silence for the deadAnd a minute's silence for the long-lost loversNo one's really in the mood for beerWith a minute's silence for the childAnd a minute's silence f...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you sing 'I need you baby'?'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybeIt rhymes with lady and much much moreAnd it doesn't rhyme with the 'f' wordWell Simon le B...Read Full Lyrics

Here he comes - Mother's PrideWith the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his sideHere he comes Mother's PrideWith a headful of 'get your laces tied' and 'woe betide'Wit...Read Full Lyrics