Old Man On The Farm Lyrics

She's only a girl And her voice is peculiar And her eyes are strange She's prone to be willful You try to cheer her up some But she's impervious to change She's only a girl She dr...Read Full Lyrics

No one likes us-I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We giv...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna take off my pants Gonna take off my pants Gonna take off my pants Gonna take off my pants And your mama can't stop me And your papa can't stop me And the police can't stop me...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up this mornin' Feeling low Where my love one used to live She ain't there no more. Poor me, why such bad luck fall on me? Poor me, I'm livin' in misery What I gonna do? Har...Read Full Lyrics

I love women Have all my life I love my dear mother And I love my wife God bless her I even love My teenage daughter There's no accounting for it Apparently I don't care How I'm tr...Read Full Lyrics

Have we got a tough guy here? Have we got a tough guy from the street? And he looks just like that dancing wop In those movies that we've seen With his cute little chicken shit boo...Read Full Lyrics

She's a real emotional girl She wears her heart on her sleeve Every little thing you tell her She'll believe She really will She even cries in her sleep I've heard her Many times b...Read Full Lyrics

Left Los Angeles a short while ago Flew 'cross the country back to Buffalo Walked around through the sleet and the snow With a red bandana on my head Saw my momma on 12th and Grand...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a tv show With some smart-ass New York Jew And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too Well, he may be a fo...Read Full Lyrics

Relax, enjoy yourself It's only a glorious game There's fruit trees growin' in an open field And wild roses bloomin' down a country lane Look around, old chum Slow it down, old chu...Read Full Lyrics