Oliver Cromwell Lyrics

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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away. Sit on my f...Read Full Lyrics

I want another slice of rhubarb tart I want another lovely slice I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart A what-ba...Read Full Lyrics

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I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill Slyly eyeing his upper nostril If he jumps inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nas...Read Full Lyrics

The Background to History, Part iv Prof. Jones: Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough tea...Read Full Lyrics

I like Traffic lights (3x) No matter where they've been I like Traffic Lights (5x) But only when they're green He likes traffic lights(3x) No matter where they've been He likes tra...Read Full Lyrics

Arthur; You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight. ... Pause... I am Arthur, king of the Britons. ... Pause... I seek the finest and the bravest knights To join me in my ...Read Full Lyrics