One Banana Lyrics

Where a shady character tries to sell Ernie an O Shhhhh!!!! Don't spread it around, everyone will want one! (spoken) The Salesman: Hey, bud. Ernie: Who me? The Salesman: shhhhhh...Read Full Lyrics

(background fish in brackets) There's a place Where I can sit Just me, myself and I On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Where the water's Fresh and clean And peaceful as a sigh On...Read Full Lyrics

Well an octopus' life isn't easy I want to tell you why Too many arms to wave hello with Too many to wave good-bye Oh no, no, no I just don't know which arms to use I've got the 1-...Read Full Lyrics

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? Did you guess wh...Read Full Lyrics

Ernie: I've got two eyes Elmo: Oh, got two eyes Ernie: So I can see Elmo: Yes, eyes can see Ernie: I've got two ears to listen to what you say to me Elmo: What you say to me Ernie...Read Full Lyrics

(Monsterpiece Theatre overture plays as we pan in on Cookie Monster seated in his chair wearing his lovely red smoking jacket.) Cookie Monster: Good evening, And welcome to Monster...Read Full Lyrics

Around Around Around Around Over, Under, and Through Around Around Around Around Over, Under, and Through Near! Far! Near! Far! Around Around Around Around Over, Under and Throu...Read Full Lyrics

I know a lot of folks who are extremely loyal To a banjo or a nice guitar But I prefer a greasy can of olive oil With a broken broom handle by far Some people think the sound of a ...Read Full Lyrics

Takes a lot of little nuts To make a jar of peanut butter 'Cause one peanut in a jar Really doesn't go too far Gotta crack and shell and mix 'em There's no other way to fix 'em Tak...Read Full Lyrics

This here's a story about paper makin' And this little class that I've been takin' We make paper but not out of trees We use old rags and dungerees How do we do it? You'll see Firs...Read Full Lyrics