Open My Present Lyrics

One, nah, I'm not gonna count, sorryEveryday I wake up and wonder whyI'm alone when I know I am a lovely guyBirds come down from the sky so blueSee all the beautiful things you doW...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's a pretty bad place outside this doorI could go out there but I don't see what forAnd I'm happy living in the darkOn the edge of my mindAnd it's nobody else's businessNow ...Read Full Lyrics

We were on this car trip, And I was looking at these rows and rows of trees all along the highway. I don't know what kind of trees, Apples or something. There were just like thousa...Read Full Lyrics

You are my friendYou done a lot of things for meAnd I won't forget themDo you know how you mean to me?You are my friendAnd no matter what I'm doing youYou are there for meWithout y...Read Full Lyrics

Life is hard and so am IYou'd better give me somethingSo I don't dieNovocaine for the soulBefore I sputter outBefore I sputter outLife is white and I am blackJesus and his lawyerAr...Read Full Lyrics

She has eyes disability blueA German dog and strict curfewAnd if one man's cage is another man's stageThen she's turned the script to another pageAnd she doesn't really give a damn...Read Full Lyrics

Well I went walkingOut yesterdayA man was carrying a sign that says"the world is gonna end tomorrow"Hey buddy, got a nickel I can borrow?This rotten world's gonna chew you upSwallo...Read Full Lyrics

The kids are diggin' up a brand new holeWhere to put the deadbeat momGrandpa's happy watching video pornWith the close-caption onAnd father knows bestAbout suicide and smackWell, h...Read Full Lyrics

She locked herself in the bathroom againSo I am pissing in the yardI have to laugh when I think how far it's goneBut things aren't funny any moreI drew a line into the dirtAnd dare...Read Full Lyrics

Vice President FruitleyVice President FruitleyC'mon to where you need to goVice President FruitleyI think you know where I'm goin'This song is all about youI wanna be with youEvery...Read Full Lyrics