Oriental Lothario Lyrics

When you can't relax with SymbyaxAnd Paroxetine fails againAnd Marplan and NardilCan't relieve the painI'll be your sun butlerYour robotic mateBring the moonTo your roomThe sun upo...Read Full Lyrics

I might be your babysitterI might be your funky clownFather Christmas in midsummerTell you stories when you're downI might be your homosexualLay you down in AmsterdamSquirt you wit...Read Full Lyrics

The art creep is looking nice todayInteresting anywayAppropriating ethnic dressWith the context stripped awayAt the Shinto shrine festivalThe Japanese are doing their bestTo act as...Read Full Lyrics

Time travel, the avant-garde, sex and ancient RomeI was walking down a road towards a lighthouse in JapanWhen I passed a man wearing the mask of a black horseAnd followed him aston...Read Full Lyrics

People say that I missed the big McGuffinThe suitcase of money and the girlBut Maude walk a mile with meAnd you are on a mountain(He's on the Moral Mountain)Come the Twitter shitst...Read Full Lyrics

Chef Biff slipped with a knife and cut his fingers offBut there's more to being a chef than having fingers, BiffChef Biff I believe you will bounce back fastYou will come back stro...Read Full Lyrics

Be careful by the river when a kappa is aboutHe’s a folk monster, a hairy kind of loutScaly like a reptile, smaller than a manWith green webbed feet, a salamander handHe swims li...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a death bone in my fluteThe machinery of the saluteSaid the Etruscan shepherdI speak the language of the birdsBut I won't repeat the things I've heardAnd the lamb lies dow...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a friend who's turned into a cockroachI'm his only friend who's stuck aroundAll his other friends are calling Gregor verminI see the silver in the cloudCome here dear love...Read Full Lyrics

Hinkfuss at the GlyptothekAdmiring muscles on the neckOf the Barberini FaunKnown as the Drunken SatyrWoodland sprite, a goatlike tailSplay-thighed, bug-eyed, very malePointed ears,...Read Full Lyrics