The Art Creep Lyrics

Time travel, the avant-garde, sex and ancient RomeI was walking down a road towards a lighthouse in JapanWhen I passed a man wearing the mask of a black horseAnd followed him aston...Read Full Lyrics

People say that I missed the big McGuffinThe suitcase of money and the girlBut Maude walk a mile with meAnd you are on a mountain(He's on the Moral Mountain)Come the Twitter shitst...Read Full Lyrics

Chef Biff slipped with a knife and cut his fingers offBut there's more to being a chef than having fingers, BiffChef Biff I believe you will bounce back fastYou will come back stro...Read Full Lyrics

Be careful by the river when a kappa is aboutHe’s a folk monster, a hairy kind of loutScaly like a reptile, smaller than a manWith green webbed feet, a salamander handHe swims li...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a death bone in my fluteThe machinery of the saluteSaid the Etruscan shepherdI speak the language of the birdsBut I won't repeat the things I've heardAnd the lamb lies dow...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a friend who's turned into a cockroachI'm his only friend who's stuck aroundAll his other friends are calling Gregor verminI see the silver in the cloudCome here dear love...Read Full Lyrics

Hinkfuss at the GlyptothekAdmiring muscles on the neckOf the Barberini FaunKnown as the Drunken SatyrWoodland sprite, a goatlike tailSplay-thighed, bug-eyed, very malePointed ears,...Read Full Lyrics

I've come down from Barnsley to Hampstead for the dayJust to see if Father and Mother are okayMother in her apron and Father in his vestDressed just like they were the very day I l...Read Full Lyrics

Let us speak of my prickLet us speak of my big dead dickHis plucky fight against arithmeticMy advancing age has set the stageMy dick is deadMy big dick is deadLike a great beached ...Read Full Lyrics

Dionysus, I want to be hotDionysus, does anyone not?Dionysus, I want the powerOf desire, of allureDionysus, hear my prayerI want to share your rare electric fireI want to be sticky...Read Full Lyrics