Out Of Your Mind Lyrics

One thing that I've always wanted to do ever since I was little, I've always wanted to be abducted by a ufo. Yeah sometimes, I just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for t...Read Full Lyrics

We love car accidents in this country. We're obsessed with car accidents! I know your like me, it's like 2 in the morning, it's dead quiet. Your in you're house watching tv, your i...Read Full Lyrics

You know what I hate, the one thing I hated growing up. I hated being tickled. Tickling's the worst. Cuz it started out fun. Right? "Tickling, lets tickle! ' started fun ended horr...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had. I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters. Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal....Read Full Lyrics

When I was a little kid I thought I wanted to be a fireman. I think a lot of guys- Did you wanna be a fireman when You were a little kid? People ask you... What do you want to be? ...Read Full Lyrics

Had to use a public restroom today... Ugh. Isn't that the worst when you have to? Godamnit... You j walk in, right. Here's the first thing, I don't care. Anywhere in the country yo...Read Full Lyrics

I've been swearing a lot lately. Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear All the time? Fuck is like the best word ever. It really is. It's perfect. It's jus...Read Full Lyrics

You always want head. We love it. We always have to watch, right. Right. And if you've got a lot of hair we fucking turn into Vidal Sasoon All of a sudden. We got like scrunchies, ...Read Full Lyrics

You are the one everyone wants to be I am the one they say, "I'm glad that's not me." When I go to sleep, I dream about you When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you, too Yo...Read Full Lyrics

My friends took me out the other night. They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like, "I don't wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" Yea? Just...Read Full Lyrics