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Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year?(No...)Well lemme tell you about it!For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the treeAnd Sally in Ohio...Read Full Lyrics

Deck the halls with boughs of hollyFa la la la la la la la laAll that ancient yuletide gloryFa la la la la la la la laDon we now our gay apparelFa la la Fa la la Fa la FaHark the a...Read Full Lyrics

I know a girl, Nikki WebsterThe cutest in the world, Nikki WebsterStrawberry curls, Nikki WebsterYeah, you're the tops of pops, Nikki WebsterSo far away, across the seaDown in Aust...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, you'd better relaxDon't get your panties in a bunchWould you please put down that recordThat was very hard to findOh no, Holy smokesGoodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghostJiminy...Read Full Lyrics

Parked at the dark end of your streetI'm sticking to my vinyl seatI got my big old spy scope outI'm sneaking right up to your houseMy golfshirt is tatter and tornI've been wearing ...Read Full Lyrics

Who got fat, who got richWho is a loser, who is a bitchWho is a washout, who turned gayWho is that wearing the cheap-ass toupeeWho's in the fancy designer pantsWho got the big fake...Read Full Lyrics

Everything was going fineI thought that you were mineAnd then I read your e-mailI read between the linesFeelin' paranoidI heard you got another boyAre you pulling me down 'cause th...Read Full Lyrics

What ever happened toAnalee? And all the kids onGenoStreet Where did they go I wanna know What ever happened toLulu? Yeah What ever happened toHandbagJenny? Remmy the was kind of f...Read Full Lyrics

I see you walkin' down the streetBig black clonkers on your fat old feetYou stole the pants off of Gomer PyleYou look just like a crocodile!You look just like a crocodile!You look ...Read Full Lyrics

I am a manateeI live in the seaI sneak up at nightPretty baby, just to love you rightYou're friend's gonna put me down'Cause I'm fat, slimy, and brownThey'll never know how you sig...Read Full Lyrics