Paintball's Coming Home Lyrics

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site, And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil) And you stand there Witnessing...Read Full Lyrics

A doyen of Topiary once told me, That one day he would like to grow a maze, It seemed to be quite logical That this should be his wish. And with that We both went our separate ways...Read Full Lyrics

[VERSE 1] Camped out on a lower slope, dog tired at the toposcope Hot soup in the aftermath, salad days in many ways. Then time creeps up unseen And it puts me back at the fron...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi Now he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy His hair was receding; his face it descended Now he’s been up to Rodney S...Read Full Lyrics

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: We've seen the prices at the zoo. Well ...Read Full Lyrics

The A is for my authority Which many players seem to question, Thinking they're somehow going to make me change my mind B is for babies Which a lot of managers cry like After a dec...Read Full Lyrics

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! Elevate! Unemployments rising In the Chigley end of town. And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down. There's trouble at the fire station; Som...Read Full Lyrics

The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope And The Pope...Read Full Lyrics

21 gun salute I guess I saw it in my tv show With the look of the sun on the city-scape I caught the subway home with a belly-ache When you look in the face of my friends Wh...Read Full Lyrics

I shout all my obscenities from steeples, But please don't label me a madman, I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles, As the bootleg Mark Chapman, Cafe bars, idiots and pidgeons, There...Read Full Lyrics