Pardon Lyrics

Arseholes, bastards fucking cunts and pricks Aerosole, the bricks A lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh A little bit of this and a little bit of that oh, oh Dirty tricks From...Read Full Lyrics

Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy for Jack-the-lademy? Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge He plays his...Read Full Lyrics

I took a sudden notion To go down to the ocean I'd got my sun-tan lotion My flippers and my mask In proper distribution Of fully-formed ablutions Formed an ocean of pollution In w...Read Full Lyrics

When me and Pam Are hand in hand We make a lovely pair But when we fight Her awful spite Is more than I can bear She gives me the business, I loose all self control The curseof fi...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lur...Read Full Lyrics

My mother's heart and soul Have gone halfway up the pole My father's on the dole This is taking its toll My friend Bert is much too old And his dog's beyond control Though it somet...Read Full Lyrics

Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Get there before you go Climbing u...Read Full Lyrics

Excuse me, excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (Flop-flops) I'm sorry, beg pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (Big Chops) Your Highness, your Worship You silly pompou...Read Full Lyrics

In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick. South Street Romford, shopping arcade Got a Razzle magazine, I never paid Inside my jacket and away double quick. Good sense told me, o...Read Full Lyrics

Although you think I'm sleeping as you get set to leave I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve I swore I'd never live without your constant company Tomorrow's empt...Read Full Lyrics