Ringo Buys A Rifle Lyrics

Rock-et ship (x2) I'm going on a trip Far away I am leaving today (x2) Rock-et ship (x2) My bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm ready to go-o Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week You brought two cats for m...Read Full Lyrics

Now, I understand some of ya don't know sarah jean, So i'll tell ya a little bit about her.. She's a lesbian eskimo midget albino. She went to college and she started the lesbian ...Read Full Lyrics

I've been to Phoenix So Goddamn hot 110 in the shade I didn't like it a lot I've been to L.A. So sunny and bright So clean and good for you It don't feel right Six days we'll be a...Read Full Lyrics

(The hidden decoder exercise in the booklet) The hunter becomes the hunted No man can only be free Forty screaming monks see three Silly lading gun sort of people Love me nobody ...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, when you walk that sweet walk Oh, you walk it good, yes you walk it good Baby, when you talk that sweet talk Oh, it sounds so good, oh so good With a little bit of concentra...Read Full Lyrics

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink (x2) It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was ...Read Full Lyrics

Burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl Smokin' banana peels, see how it feels Living is easy with ice cubes The world is swimmin' with electric eels Talk seriously to me brother Smokin'...Read Full Lyrics

Mary Anne, doesn't understand, I wanna be her man, stupid Mary Anne. Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain, But my hearts in pain, it's driving me insane. I think it's funny...Read Full Lyrics

Find my baby Gonna find her now She looks like Patti Smith SURFIN' COW!!! Surf's up dude! (x2) Find my baby Gonna find her now Gonna drag her home SURFIN' COW!!! Surf's up dude!...Read Full Lyrics