Particle Board Lyrics

Our fair country Canada Is north of the usa Our Maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees Are better than us Canucks But we don't need no microc...Read Full Lyrics

It's the most frightening thing in the world It's the scariest sight I've ever seen The most chilling visual The most terrifying scene It's awful, it's crappy, it's monstrous, it's...Read Full Lyrics

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have history Gold me...Read Full Lyrics

Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! Billy and his family Went on a holiday They went down to Florida To laugh and dance and play Bill...Read Full Lyrics

Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! He doesn't care if you're alive or dead He'll perfor...Read Full Lyrics

I have been since seventeen a shipwreck balladeer Tragedy and misery are what makes my career Watery graves are my stock and trade, but it's getting harder For all the boats that n...Read Full Lyrics

There won't be any presents this Christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink The reindeer will be s...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you a story about scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go down to the market and try to sca...Read Full Lyrics

Can't think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world's okay, the weather's fine No need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponges Sponges yeah! Spong...Read Full Lyrics

There's a tune inside my head That makes me wish that I were dead It keeps on going on and on And I don't even like this song I don't know where I heard it first But now it has bec...Read Full Lyrics