Penis Song Lyrics

What? You wanna mess with me? I dont think so! Go back on the porch little boy!Hey you, you better fear, cause death and destruction is near.Its coming through your city or town, w...Read Full Lyrics

Fat kids need James Hetfield.Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet.Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead.Cliff Burton is dead.I had a friend, he was a heavy metal singer.He did a ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates.That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate.And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do.When I open my y...Read Full Lyrics

First you decieve me, then you want to see me.Sleep with me, what the hell is that.Last night you wanted to kill me, but today you want to feel me.Feel me up, in your pick-up truck...Read Full Lyrics

Eat Blazing Electric death bitch, eat blazing electric death. As I stand up and watch you die, keeping all my hopes alive.Like Dmitri Shostakovich, when they forced him to the gula...Read Full Lyrics

When I have sex, no I don't use protection.Cause I can't even get an erectionWhen I was in high school, I used to be a pimp.Then I got older and started going limp.I can't get it u...Read Full Lyrics

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Put your balls on the lineYou gotta put them on the linePut your balls on the line...Read Full Lyrics

Amigos FantasticosWelcome to Taco John's, may I please take your order?Pedro, we need some more tortillas.Your total comes to 5.79, please drive thru to the second window....Read Full Lyrics