Perfect 10 Lyrics

You request pollard and you get pollard You ask for pollard and you get pollard You plead for pollard and you get pollard You get down for pollard and you get pollard You get down ...Read Full Lyrics

Is it Cologne with it's great cathedral? Milan with it's glamour and it's pace? London with it's river and it's bridges? Lisbon with it's beauty and it's grace? Funny looking buse...Read Full Lyrics

(heaton/rotheray) Here comes pockets His trousers hold a thousand deadly sins The maddest things we ever found in bins He clutches them and looks at you and grins Here comes pocke...Read Full Lyrics

(Heaton/Rotheray) 'i fought hard in the Second World War' You hear them shout No good bragging about the Afrika Korps It was Beadle's About They dressed you up and took you off to...Read Full Lyrics

(heaton/rotheray) And the women tug their hair Like they're trying to prove it wont fall out And all the men are gargoyles Dipped long in irish stout The whole place is pickled Th...Read Full Lyrics

I hope your new man's good for you in bed Better than this whisky-drinking slob A weekend in Vienna, a boat trip on the Med I hope you've found the right man for the job. Oh he's ...Read Full Lyrics

Imagine sailing solo around the world Only to find you've missed a continent out And as your happy turns choppy and tidal wave swirls You're wondering why there's no one about At ...Read Full Lyrics

Do not think of me alive do not think of me as dead Get that thought right out of your head Fifty times you told me so to satisfy I must grow but all you did was pull or blow If s...Read Full Lyrics

I should've kept my eyes shut But I had to go amd peep But when you saw what I saw Well, it's hard just to roll back to sleep I would've kept my eyes shut But I thought I heard you...Read Full Lyrics

The perfect love song it has now words it only has death threats And you can tell a classic ballad by how threatening it gets So if you walk into your house and she's cutting up yo...Read Full Lyrics