Another Kick In The Balls Lyrics

Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush He's never out of stock of even the hardest ...Read Full Lyrics

Beers In Heaven (Tears In Heaven-Eric Clapton) Won't it be a shame If there's no beers in Heaven? Is God the one to blame If there's no beers in Heaven? I must confess That I'll ...Read Full Lyrics

Back In A us Made Car (Back In The ussr-Beatles) Ohhh... Used to drive a Honda C-I-V-I-C Didn't sleep a wink at night Auto-workers laid-off in Detroit last week Man it's such a dr...Read Full Lyrics

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agents I trusted. I'm riding along in this beat up old plane. Look out the window, all the rivits are rusted. The ground crew is...Read Full Lyrics

(Riders On The Storm - Doors) Burgers on the grill Burgers on the grill I've really had my fill Of burgers on the grill When the relatives go home I'm stuck with chicken bones And...Read Full Lyrics

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of e...Read Full Lyrics

(Convoy - CW McCall) ('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.') ('I'm uh, 17 years old.') ('Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.') ('Whi...Read Full Lyrics

Cheney's Got A Gun (Jamie's Got A Gun-Aerosmith) Dick Cheyney's got a gun Dick Cheyney's got a gun The safety's come undone Squinting in the Texas sun What did our leader do? Who...Read Full Lyrics

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk...Read Full Lyrics

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes (â??Oh! That tickles!â??) Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers thro...Read Full Lyrics